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Update: Weiner Unwrapped

Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner
Anthony David Weiner, born September 4, 1964, is an American politician and former U.S. Representative who served New York's 9th congressional district from January 1999 until June 2011. | Photo: | Anthony Weiner, Congressman, Scandal, Twitter, Sexting, New York, Glasses,

The Bad Boy from Brooklyn strikes again!

Well, so much for forgiveness.

Remember back... a few days ago... when it appeared that Anthony Weiner had been forgiven by the electorate for his past online indiscretion?

Now that New Yorkers understand that Weiner's problems extend beyond his wiener and into the realm of downright nasty creeptitude, they are no longer in a forgiving mood. Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me 7-10 times, go f**k yourself.

Actually f***ing himself may be the only way for Weiner to break himself of a very destructive sexting addiction. Or maybe if his devoted wife Huma gave him a steady supply of hummas, this bad behavior might stop.

But what HAS stopped is Weiner's mayoral momentum. His pole.. err... poll numbers are sinking faster than Congress's popularity, and reviving his campaign at this point would be like beating a dead whore. I think it's time for Wiener to just throw in the towel... once he's thoroughly washed and disinfected said towel.

There's no chance of resurrection this time. The erection season is over. Let the real election begin and may the best candidate come clean.

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Updated May 10, 2017 12:29 PM EDT | More details

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