Tinder Smartphone App
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The Tinder dating application that is now in widespread usage has been detrimental to our 'human'
Smart asses, cleavage snaps and the emotionally crippled
The entire Tinder process is painful for anyone who cares to expend a fart of consideration for sanity'the women are pining for a boastful approach of haughtiness and big dick syndrome, followed by a 2 week bender of an interview process whereby the guy continually picks and prods apart the girl's social circles and typically tiresome job title (which, even she admits, is 'boring) whilst the female responds with short answers and intermittent smiley faces like a sulking prepubescent girl who won the spelling bee. The men are looking for sex, but are somehow being coerced into full on dates-creating the cuddly social predicate that drink+meal+social activity=privileged penetration.
Ultimately, Tinder revolves around sex with undertones of past abusive relationships, subtexts of narcissism, footnotes of emotional crippled conversation and the salience that if there is a God-he is surely having a great time watching all of these nuts and bolts while away their time screwing holes within holes within holes. Please, if you are of the cerebral type, don't even bother with something as puerile as Tinder-just go to a public toilet instead, you'll probably have a better time.
Fareed Nazaryfar, Contributing Writer: Published by the Orange County Register, as well as esoteric publications such as Groundsounds magazine in Los Angeles. Currently on a perennial mission to please the eyes of the editing staff at The New Yorker in a bid to get anything published to validate a sense of "quality". (more...)