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Surviving a Trump Win

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Donald Trump
Donald Trump
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Rethink your strategy in case he gets elected

He is got good chances to win, starting by his last name – Trump – which means ‘Winner’, and also a ‘Trump’ card. In case it happens, the world needs to get ready. He wasn't taken serious at the beginning, and now, out of a sudden, the multi-billionaire businessman seems to be leading the polls. Therefore, it is very possible that we are going to see a Republican victory this week.

The idea of having Trump as one of the most powerful man in the world starts to shake feathers and worry many. Immigrants, the Latin community, Muslim, and now even women are afraid. That’s why, it is good to rethink your strategy in case he gets elected.

Let’s think about some of the things we can do to survive his victory, because there are rumors that some big celebrities are already announcing their leave of the United States of America in case the Trump card opens up on Tuesday.

Weapons
In this matter, if you like to keep yourself armed, I don’t think you have much to worry about it, since he seems to do not be willing to confiscate anybody’s weapons. He has declared himself in favor of weapon business, and he has said that if people in Paris had weapons, at least they would have had the chance to fight, referring to the ‘Charlie Hebdo’ case.

But since research shows that the biggest part of Americans are in favor of tougher laws against the civilian use of weapons, if you are one of them, get ready, because these laws are not going to happen, and maybe you will have to get a self-defense weapon yourself if things get escalated to violence after elections.

Abortion
If you are conservative, traditional, and pro-life, again, nothing to worry about with the Trump card. Donald has once been partially in favor to abortion, but not anymore. He became radically against it, which in a certain way, contradicts his position about owing a gun.

Now, if you are pro-choice, and believe that the state has no say about women’s choices over their bodies, you better get ready, and think about your own strategies to go around the new rules that will inevitably come with Donald ‘Winner’.

Economy
He is extremely financially well succeeded, and that says a lot about his knowledge on how to manage big numbers and to make them multiply. This idea would make him the perfect candidate to recover the U.S. economy, right? Well, maybe.

In reality his proposals are not completely clear, and therefore it is a good idea to be prepared for a hard time with the economy before it gets any better. Specially because he is not supported by many of the big economy giants, and will have to struggle a lot until he gets something done his way. Besides that, a wall might cost a lot of money… and before he makes the Mexican government pay for it, Americans better expect to get money out of their pockets. He has also gained some enemies on the Chinese market, and that doesn’t go well so far, for he promises to raise taxes against China, and to be stricter with their money manipulation.

That being said, if you have investments, you better rethink to diversify, and maybe invest on more tangible assets like gold, or even ‘water’, which has become a big commodity. US dollars at this point might not be the best idea to have stocked, especially if you keep your cash under the mattress… just kidding, I know nobody does that anymore!

Health system
If you love Obamacare, you should be worry and better rethink your personal choice. Trump is completely against it, and will eliminate it from the map.

But if you are not a big fan or Obamacare, and are looking for a change, it will come. Donald promises to take care of every American citizen, and that everyone will have a health plan. His idea is to negotiate with all the hospitals and that the government will pay a 100% of the bills for everyone. That sounds great, but in practice it might take a long time to happen. A giant health industry will have to agree with him, and we will have to see when and if this will ever happen.

Meanwhile, eat healthy, exercise and take care of your own health, you might need it!

The Mexico-US Border
The Mexico-US Border

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Islamism
He plans to fight it by removing its assets and oil, because without it they will have nothing… oh well, it sounds very radical, therefore it might be a long fight, and many will suffer.

How to survive to that? It is a hard question. Unpredictable I would say. At this point, all I can say is ‘Good luck’ with the outcome, for it might come with a lot of chaos, internally and externally.

Immigration
Although the majority seems to believe that he will expel all illegal immigrants from the country, I paid attention to what comes out of his mouth, and is not what he says. Therefore, if you’re illegal, you have to worry about becoming legal really fast, but if you’re legal, you have nothing to worry about.

He promises to facilitate the process of legalization of immigrants in the country, but also to build a wall and fix the really bad issues at the border. If you are not a gangster, or a rapist at the border, you have nothing to worry about, but if you are, you better run back to your country before the wall gets build, because it will be coming, and no Pink Floyd will be able to break it down.

Women
If you are physically beautiful and young, to survive to Trump’s victory, just keep away from his quarters.

If you’re an average looking normal woman, no worries, just be yourself, for nothing will threaten your world.

While this may come with a little sarcasm, what other way can you survive what’s hidden inside the winning Trump card?

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Updated Jun 7, 2017 5:46 AM EDT | More details

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