Chris Volkay

Political Columnist

Mr. Volkay is an iconoclast, skeptic and libertarian, jerk, and I'd like to say secular humanist (but how can I? Humanism denotes some sort of belief in humanity and I have less belief in humanity than I do in the non-existent gods.) He believes the world has been destroyed by the religious beliefs of both the utopian left (aka liberals-progressives) and the god-fearing right. However it's largely not their fault-most of them are simply dumb as rocks and how can you get mad at the dumbos? It's like spanking a squirrel for gathering nuts-come on, that's what the squirrel was made to do. See, I told you I was a jerk.

As of July 13, 2018, Chris's 18 articles like "The Great Calexit Debate" have totaled 1.5M views and shares.

Chris's 18 most recent articles:

JAN 14 2017
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The Great Calexit Debate

Urging a YES vote
"CalExit is the brainchild of these leftists crybabies here in California"

JUN 24 2016
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6 Unbelievable War Facts

Unbelievable but True
"The other eight were captured by the Japanese. So what did the Japanese do? They ate 5 of the 8."

MAY 23 2016
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the N.Y. Slimes Attacks

Boycotting Leftism
"Turnabout is fair play, and this is exactly what I'm talking about. Starve em and screw em."

MAY 03 2016
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How to Defeat P.C. Mobs

How to defeat the name-calling left
"These self-righteous, self-deluded P.C. brats will launch their attack dogs. Screw them."

MAY 02 2016
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Girls! Girls! Girls! Ole!

Ostentatious palaces built over sewers
"So at this point they had created a working narrative that could explain awayall of their failures"

FEB 18 2016
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Why Trumps Life Matters

B*tch-Slapping Perfected
"Whether he wins or not, it doesn't really matter"

OCT 02 2014
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Liberalosity: The Movie

More Fun with the Narcissistic 6 year-olds
"Its adherents, like any religious cult simply cannot be wrong. How could they? They have the truth."

SEP 14 2014
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Self-Help or Self-Abuse?

As always, you'll pay any price in the world for hope
"Mindless gurus like Dr. Swill, Orca and their rancid ilk."

JUL 03 2014
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Glorious Schadenfreude

The Fine Art of Enjoying Other People's Misery
"O hey brother, can you spare a dime? Ah shuddup and eat your rat."

MAY 25 2014
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The Isla Vista Murders

Who's to Blame?
"All forms of behavior including this, can or should be controlled and/or eradicated, ala "The Borg."

MAY 06 2014
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More Markey Malarkey

Another assault on Free Speech
"Markey proposes that the government do "a study" on the Internet, TV and Radio"

FEB 03 2014
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Forrest Fenn's Treasure

How to Find It
"This is a good old fashioned mystery, like an Agatha Christie novel."

JAN 06 2014
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Garbage Made For Garbage

The Vander Rump Stools
"Anti-programming for an anti-people in our anti-world."

DEC 30 2013
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The Duck Man v. PC Police

Phil Ferguson latest target of the delusional PC'ers
"They believe themselves to be on the side of the angels"

DEC 13 2013
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10 Very Famous Events

...that you are very likely wrong about
"Mike Tyson and Burt Reynolds are not gay, and the JFK conspiracy debunked."

AUG 06 2013
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Fems and Parallel Parking

Why Many Women Can't and Why it Actually Means Something
"There is nothing that is a self-evident truth. What we have are biased opinions we choose to believe"

JUL 26 2013
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Bono Barb Brad-Barf

10 Liberals who would look better fed thru a wood-chipper.
"Award Bono the Big Tearful, Ultra-caring, Righteous, Do-gooder award. AKA the Big T.U.R.D. award."

JUN 25 2013
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Note to All Activists:

Relax, sit down, have a cookie.
"Man, the missing link between ape and human being."